Shock report on climate change

The EPCC (Eeyore Panel on Climate Change) has released its latest shock findings about the way donkeys are entirely responsible for sea level rises, unpredictable weather patterns, drowned polar bears and deforestation.  The committee of four high-profile donkeys does not include any accredited scientists, but their braying is very impressive.

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The members of the EPCC assemble to announce their latest climate panic. In the foreground, buckets of manure containing their research.

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Committee member Aitana worries a dog with the news that sea levels will rise and drown all dacshunds within the next 150,000 years.

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EPCC members hammer out their final statement, putting pressure on those urging a more cautious approach to donkey induced global warming theory.


Committee member Morris demonstrates the EPCC climate theory: one donkey fart produces enough CO2 gas to raise sea levels by 0.00002mm by 2050.

The full findings of the EPCC report will be published on this blog as soon as the committee have obtained a replacement keyboard. The last keyboard was trampled in the rush for this evening’s feed.


About Gareth Thomas

After a mixed career as an aircraft technician, London fringe theatre playwright, Franciscan friar, and secondary school teacher, I find myself looking after the needs of four donkeys in a remote location in the mountains in the Costa Blanca. I like to listen to BBC Radio 4 and the wind in the pine trees. I am writing a comedy about a school in Benidorm. My favourite film of all time is "Jean de Florette". If I had my time again I would not have spent the early 1970s working for Special Branch.
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One Response to Shock report on climate change

  1. Barry Star says:

    Pic 3 shows the inevitable result of adding Starbucks coffee to donkey feed.

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